Curso práctico de Idiomas (humor)
INGLES
Bañera giratoria = Tina Turner
Contrólese usted mismo = auto stop
Copie bien = copy right
El perro puede = can can
Repollo = re chicken
Talco para caminar = walkie talkie
ARABE
Ametralladora = alla va la bala atajala
Beso = saliva viene saliva va
ALEMAN
Abrir la puerta = destranken
40 años casado = jodansen
Bus = suban empujen estrujen y bajen
JAPONES
Electricista = yokito fokito
Adivino = komosabe
Bombero = ataka yama
Auto dañado = toyota taroto
Café amargo = takara lazucar
Espejo = ai toi
FRANCES
Desnudo = se la vi
Tuve cien hijos = parisienne
CHINO
Pelo sucio = chin champu
Pobre = chin lu, chin agua, chin ga
Hombre delgado = fla ku ching
ESPAÑOL (para gringos)
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = Im gonna have a dinner
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = Im kind a sad
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?